Showing posts with label Sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarcasm. Show all posts

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Modern Slave

Adam and Eve were living happily on this planet , and then Eve ate my favorite fruit, that is an APPLE from the tree of knowledge , and Pandora's box was opened and knowledge became the moral ground for enslaving people .
Now workers or I should say slaves are manufactured in large number , no doubt India being one of the largest work force in the world. Children are sent to school , made to wear same clothes, are made to learn same things , are made to live the same way , so that they can become like one another . Their individuality is destroyed . So in future if one worker dies , his or her work can be done by the other worker since all of them are just like each other.
Children go to school , they aspire for great institutes like IITs, NITs , NSIT , NLU's etc. All having either Indian in it or national in it ironically, as then they aspire to go abroad  . So first 22 years of their lives are spent like this in India , and finally their leisure time from 9 AM to 8 Pm on weekdays is bought by some MNC , again MNC contains national somewhere between it. And now they are nothing but paid slaves . And some are not bought right now , they go for higher education , so that they can be bought on a much higher price .
These modern slaves work for an MNC to fill the bank accounts of some unkown person with money , which that unknown person doesn't use .
Education was meant to make us free, we became free thinkers , but are we really free ?
Or are we slave to money , luxuries , exotic species , technology , that education promises to give us.
Education eats time in childhood , and doesn't give time in adult hood.

PS : I have time right now , but not money. But when I ll have money , I will not have time to enjoy it.




Saturday, October 1, 2011

IIT main admission na milne ke reasons




Tushar Tuteja and Puneet Gupta presents , ,
1. Mera 2 number se rhe gaya
2.mujhe IIT ke baare main Pata nahi tha
3. Main AIEE ki tayari kari, agar IIT ki karta to usse main bhi ho jaata
4. Mere parents ko knowledge nahi thi , bole to awareness nahi thi.
5. Main 'KOTA' nahi gaya tha
6. IIT bekaar hai :P
7.Uss din exam kharab ho gaya the.
8.Bacha hamara intelligent tha, LPU nede hi hai , wahan hogaya , to Delhi bhejne ki kya zarurat.
9.Mujhe COMPUTER SCIENCE karni thi :D
10. IIT !!!!!!!!! Wo kya hota hai ?


Additional Reason Through Comments
1. IIT main ladkiyan nahi hain achi , isliye nahi gaya.... By Ankur Khurana (NSIT , Microsoft Hyderabad :P)


PS : This is not a publicity or being rude... its just that , people think its a piece of cake getting into IIT and not much of hard work is required . these reasons are question marks on our own preparation . That's why i wrote it...and one more thing , If you have it Flaunt it ....